[He'll look, a little irritated at first but it softens after a second - mostly because he doesn't have the energy to keep up being that pissy towards Blanca. He isn't really that mad at him, truthfully.]
Yes. Just haven't decided how long I'm going to be mad about it. I'm allowed a few days at least.
Well I'm retired too, but somehow bullshit keeps happening to me!
[Huffing a bit of a laugh - humorless - at that.]
Right. Well. Just keep it in mind. What else . . . what else . . . implied I could poison you if I wanted to . . . revealed a little emotional core you so you're a tiny bit charmed by my vulnerability . . . told you not to do some stupid bullshit that I'd have to kill you for . . . Oh! I guess if you do have a deep fuckin' desire to murder, I'll help you instead. That's whatever. It's fine.
[He lets Taako have the mumbled monologue, and continues to be nothing but amused by it. Not even a single "Excuse me?" or "Oh no" to be had. He's stupid.]
You'll help me? My. You would help me, but insist on not getting your sister involved? What happens if she has offered me the same thing then?
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Yes. Just haven't decided how long I'm going to be mad about it. I'm allowed a few days at least.
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[Don't encourage Taako. He is, though.
He turns in place.]
I know you're trying for the perfect cookies, but... I'll be your taste-tester if you make some more.
[He smiles real big. Like a big, dumb idiot. Like he's saying, "Pleeeeeeeease?"]
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Uh-huh. You and every other vulture in this place. You're all animals, you know.
[He goes quiet for a second, tucking his hair behind his ears while he thinks over his next move.]
Are you going to report back on me? Did I get a good grade?
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[He raises his brows again before grinning slightly.]
I can, if you want. The grade depends on how many cookies you let me try.
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[His leg bounces a bit while he thinks all this over then, before he tilts his head and, with all the fondness in the whole world:]
She doesn't tell me things all the time, you know. She doesn't tell anybody everything. You should know that.
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[He holds up a hand to help Taako down from the counter. If Taako wanted to take it, he guesses.]
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[He'll take it, hopping down off the counter finally.]
And if you kill someone here, don't get her involved.
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I did say I was retired. [And also he went back to take another job, it's fine.] Not to worry.
I wouldn't do that to her. I believe she might be into enough as it is.
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[Huffing a bit of a laugh - humorless - at that.]
Right. Well. Just keep it in mind. What else . . . what else . . . implied I could poison you if I wanted to . . . revealed a little emotional core you so you're a tiny bit charmed by my vulnerability . . . told you not to do some stupid bullshit that I'd have to kill you for . . . Oh! I guess if you do have a deep fuckin' desire to murder, I'll help you instead. That's whatever. It's fine.
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You'll help me? My. You would help me, but insist on not getting your sister involved? What happens if she has offered me the same thing then?
Do I have to pick a favorite twin?
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