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taako catchall

i found a shitpost finally

I'll keep your words of wisdom in mind, knowing all the juicy things she has kept from me. Any good woman has her secrets.

[He holds up a hand to help Taako down from the counter. If Taako wanted to take it, he guesses.]

Didn't mean it in a cute way, bubula.

[He'll take it, hopping down off the counter finally.]

And if you kill someone here, don't get her involved.

[Blanca "I was an assassin" absolutely pretends to be shocked by this demand. He is scandalized.]

I did say I was retired. [And also he went back to take another job, it's fine.] Not to worry.

I wouldn't do that to her. I believe she might be into enough as it is.

Well I'm retired too, but somehow bullshit keeps happening to me!

[Huffing a bit of a laugh - humorless - at that.]

Right. Well. Just keep it in mind. What else . . . what else . . . implied I could poison you if I wanted to . . . revealed a little emotional core you so you're a tiny bit charmed by my vulnerability . . . told you not to do some stupid bullshit that I'd have to kill you for . . . Oh! I guess if you do have a deep fuckin' desire to murder, I'll help you instead. That's whatever. It's fine.

[He lets Taako have the mumbled monologue, and continues to be nothing but amused by it. Not even a single "Excuse me?" or "Oh no" to be had. He's stupid.]

You'll help me? My. You would help me, but insist on not getting your sister involved? What happens if she has offered me the same thing then?

Do I have to pick a favorite twin?