taako catchall

[papasha]

i found a shitpost finally

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[uhhhmagic]

[They do! A little bit. But also not really poison-y. . . . on the other hand, they aren’t great. They aren’t bad? But also not really as good as hyped.]

They’re fucking weird, right?

[papasha]

[If it wasn't for being in this place, he'd accuse Taako of being a pod person, giving him food tasting like this.

It's clear by his face they aren't the greatest thing, but he has another bite, so they also aren't inedible?]

Did you make them...? They're... okay, but from you, I think "okay" is worrying.

[uhhhmagic]

Okay, first of all, they aren’t that bad—

[He seems. Uh. Not happy about this.]

They gave me back the fucking recipe, and now I can’t taste anything. Which is like, I’m an amazing chef! I can work through that. Once cursed myself to only taste Key Lime Gogurt, and I was still amazing through that. But it’s fucking with my head.

[papasha]

[Hm. Well, he ate it, so apparently it isn't disgusting. Or maybe he's just a himbo who will eat whatever and that's why he's so huge.]

That's the most tragic thing I've ever heard. Does that mean I have to be your official taste-tester? I'll get fat.